I know that this is a touch old-school, but its still hilarious. Say what you will about heretics, but they add a certain spice to life.
3 years ago
Spencer Pratt: actually an ewok
3 years agoFormula for Creating an Awkward Photo
(Y+B+P*H)/d=A
Where:
A= Value of the Awkwardness
Y= Yourself
B= Baby that is not yours
P= Person of the opposite sex, to whom you are not married
H= Your apparent happiness
d= Physical distance between you and said person of the opposite sex
Some guy bought a a first edition, leather bound copy of the Federalist Papers for $7 from a flea market. Now he’s auctioning it off for $100,000. Frist of all: lucky bastard! Second: I think that it would hurt my soul to part with something like that. Sure, the fact that he bought the book for .0007% of its value makes it a sweet find, but it’s also an amazing piece to have in your collection, just for its own sake. I love the federalist papers and having a complete set for $7, let alone a first edition would just fill me with joy. If I were said individual, I’d be torn. The book would be nearly priceless to me, but man, I could use $100,000.
3 years agoYoung Money Baby!
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/tlg/1218083689.html
Priceless CL add from today:
“My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!”
