Kirkles

A Slightly Belated Irish Joke

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott are all drinking beer in a pub.  Three flies come along and one lands and drowns in each of the three glasses.  Seeing the fly in his beer, the Englishman slides it towards the bar tender and politely asks for a new pint.  The Scott fishes the fly out of his beer, flicks it away and continues drinking.  The Irishman lifts the insect out by its wings, holds it in front of his face and begins yelling “GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BAAACK!”